Friday, 18 November 2011

Fashion blog: http://guesshowmuch-guesshowmuch.blogspot.com/

Loving this amazing little fashion blog, such an innovative idea. Especially enjoying that boys are featuring on there. Wonder if I could ever make it on there................? (Pretty please!)

Everyday a new outfuit appears, you guess how much it costs, grand reveal takes place the next day. So simple. Watch this space, could grow to mega proportions.............. 

Fave ensemble so far:



Take a look: http://guesshowmuch-guesshowmuch.blogspot.com/

Saturday, 5 November 2011

My concerns for the country: M&M's world

Something terrible and most horrifying has crept into the tourist heart of London and is brainwashing all who go. Under the guise of a confectionery shop it pretends to be a place where all should visit, a must see on the list of 'things to do in London if you are a mindless tourist who has no more imagination than to follow the bright lights and end up in Leicester square'. It's a multi storey shop selling, wait for it, M&M's dispensers. Oh of course! Dispensers for our Nations favourite chocolate. Oh no wait, we don't even bloody eat them over here and they're owned by Mars, an American company. Well that makes perfect sense then. Let's all go to London and spend £20 on an M&M's dispenser to take back to our poor unsuspecting relatives as a gift from one of the greatest cities in the world, who hopefully question why the f*vk you even walked in the front door of the place. These fools are everywhere I see them every day on the tube. Watch out for the yellow bag of idiocy (of course I don't mean the yellow bag from the actual hallowed ground).

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Would you rather? Hot gay men.

These last months I've really come to love gay men. Who knows why? It may be linked to having snogged one of the hottest men I've ever seen, who was also gay. But that's another story. So, back to the amazing game of would you rather, which hot gay man would you rather be? Will Young, Tom Ford or Stefano Gabbana. 






Hello Nails inc magnetic nail varnish!

After waiting for over 14 months to receive some free nail varnish, I know - I should have stopped being such a  pikey and gone and bought some, I finally got some lovely Nails inc. varnishes. Oooohhhh quite good isn't it. The magnetic stuff is rather exciting, apply one coat hold the magnetic lid over it (careful not to smudge!) for 15 seconds and voila, beautiful nails as seen below. 


Yes the picture quality is slightly blurred, it's because I have an old iphone and as soon as O2 stop scamming me by pretending they were ever going to have any in stock while the 'free phone' offer was on, I'll get a new one. Bloody marketing scam-bags. 

Thursday, 14 July 2011

5 Things I couldn't live without.....

1. Dry shampoo. I mean really, how good is it?! You can go out partying everynight and no one need know you're too lazy to get up and have a shower. Bit dirty but hey, that's just where I am in life right now.


2. Iphone. Bit boring and predictable but it's true. I can't imagine life without it. Would prefer it if it didn't break down every few days and could actually make phone calls buy hey, you can't have everything.


3. Fruit. Love it, genuinely can't get through a day without it. Particular favourites are raspberries, strawberries and pineapple. Yum. Although I seem to be suffering from acid errosion on my teeth due to over consumption. You just can't win can you.


4. Reading before bed. I genuinely panic and believe I am unable to sleep without reading a few pages before bed time.


5. Eyebrow pencil. I previously thought it was mascara I couldn't live without but have recently switched to the eyebrow pencil. It's crazy how many people are yet to be awakened to the power of the brow.

Sunday, 19 September 2010

Important questions of our time: Will a WAG ever leave her man?


Not likely! If you're stupid enough to get with a footballer who goes out clubbing and is regularly snapped by the pap with cheap & nasty hoe's, who then comes home and tells you that it's not his fault - it's the press that make him look bad because they need to sell papers, then the least you can be rewarded with is his cash. I'm reminded of a track intro from Dr Dre's 2001, which includes little gems like 'you knew when you got with the N*****that he already had a woman, but you f***ed him anyway, didn't you b****, didn't you!' & 'Mamma was a ho*, she was weekend p***y, she went an got pregnant, coz she was trying to keep a n***** that she wanted'

Words that should be banned....


Jeggings. Who says this?! Actually my friend Gemma does, but I don't like it, not one bit. Now I have to hear it weaving it's way into daily vocab by featuring on a Tesco advert - truly tradgic. Either get skinny jeans or leggings, don't combine the two. If your legs don't fit into skinnies, then jeggings sure as hell 'aint gonna work for you honey, just back off. It's time to admit to yourself that leggings are your only weapon. Step away from the jeggings and never say that hideous word again, yak!