My day in pictures: Sepantine Gallery to Saatchi Gallery

Uncool shoes

MBT's - all (especially the boots). Crocs - any. Uggs - most. Birkenstocks - any. Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes - all (if you can't afford real designer shoes - just don't get any!).

Just how bad is a bacon sandwich?

Is a bacon sandwich really all that bad for you? It it much worse than un pain au chocolat? Important questions.

What do your Facebook status updates say about you - mine say I'm fat!

It has recently been brough to my attention that the majority (not all as certain people keep pointing out - bullies!) of my Facebook status updates are about eating and drinking. At first I decided I was being cyber bullied by my skinny friend and took great offence. When another 'friend' (I use the term losely after this incident) commented on the same thing I had to step back and take a good hard look at myself. I'd say 60% are linked to consumption of solids or liquids. Initially I thought 'shit, what a fatty loser, how embarassing to talk about food all the time!' however, on refelction I have come to two conclusions 1. Food is amazing, pretty damn interesting and definitely worth talking about 2. I'm not talking about eating it alone so everyone is just jealous of my socail life - ha! Actually I have a third one  - 3. If I was paid a decent amount by my employer I would be writing about holidays instead but I don't, so deal with the food updates people. If you don't like it - defriend me!

Things you don't want to hear, pretty much ever

1. The man from the video shop comment on how often you come into the shop.
2. Your boyfriend say your new haircut is 'cute', I think you mean sexy!
3. Your boyfriend say 'I love your tummy' - I think you mean six pack!
4. 1534 isn't that when you were born?! From a scrawny student who barely looks old enough to drink and who has almost certainly never had sex, unless with his dog &/ vacum cleaner counts

Why I love Vimeo.....

How amazing is Vimeo. Very. It's just so much cooler than YouTube, the graphics are ultra effective and easy to understand. Everyone loves a big heart graphic don't they? Rhetorical. Reminds me a bit of pip.io (apparently the new Facebook - or one of them - not convinced but it looks cool, if only my friends were on it (maybe that's be cause I don't have any firends - hmmm)) Anyway below is a brilliant example of the quality of content on Vimeo, it's basically where all the cool kids hang out, not sure how I found it then.

The Bad Sushi Incident from Tim Wesoly on Vimeo.

Where is Westwood / Where is Emma?