Important questions of our time: Will a WAG ever leave her man?

Not likely! If you're stupid enough to get with a footballer who goes out clubbing and is regularly snapped by the pap with cheap & nasty hoe's, who then comes home and tells you that it's not his fault - it's the press that make him look bad because they need to sell papers, then the least you can be rewarded with is his cash. I'm reminded of a track intro from Dr Dre's 2001, which includes little gems like 'you knew when you got with the N*****that he already had a woman, but you f***ed him anyway, didn't you b****, didn't you!' & 'Mamma was a ho*, she was weekend p***y, she went an got pregnant, coz she was trying to keep a n***** that she wanted'